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Artist: “Weird
Al” Yankovic
Title: You’re
Pitiful (parody of “You’re Beautiful” by James Blunt)
Album: n/a
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My life is brilliant
(spoken)
What? Was I too early?
Oh,
sorry. Should I...
Do you wanna start over or...
Keep
going? Okay, now? Now?
(singing)
My life is brilliant
Your life’s a joke
You’re just pathetic
You’re always broke
Your homemade Star Trek uniform
Really ain’t impressing me
You’re suffering from delusions of adequacy
You’re pitiful
You’re pitiful
You’re pitiful, it’s true
Never had a date
That you couldn’t inflate
And you smell repulsive too
What a bummer being you
Well, you just can’t dance
And forget romance
Everybody you know still calls you
“Farty Pants”
But you’ll always have a job, well, I mean
As long as you still can work that Slurpee machine
You’re pitiful
You’re pitiful
You’re pitiful, it’s true
You’re half undressed
Eating chips off your chest
While you’re playing Halo 2
No one’s classier than you
La la la la
La la la la
La la la la loser
You’re pitiful
You’re pitiful
You’re pitiful, it’s true
Your dog would much rather
Play fetch by itself
You still live with your mom, and you’re 42
Guess you’ll never grow a clue
Well, it just sucks to be you