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If God had long hair

And a goatee

And if his eyes were pretty glazed

If he looked spaced out

Would you buy his story

Would you believe he had an eye infection

And yeah, yeah, God looks baked

Yeah, yeah, God smells good

Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah

What if God smoked cannabis

Hit the bong like some of us

Drove a tie-dyed microbus

And he subscribes to Rolling Stone

When God made this place

In the beginning

Did he plant any seeds

Or did he put them there for Adam and Eve

So they’d be hungry for the apple that the snake was always offering

And yeah, yeah, God rolls great

Yeah, yeah, God smells good

Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah

What if God smoked cannabis

Do you suppose he had a buzz

When he made the platypus

When he created earth, our home...

Does he like Pearl Jam or the Stones

And do you think he rolls his own

Up there in heaven on the throne...

And when the saints go marching home

Maybe he sits and smokes a bowl

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